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Many of you are under the impression that I don’t do any work while I am at work. To prove all of you wrong, I took a 2 month break from Xanga.
Many of you might be wondering, how can one person be so busy for two months? Well, I actually did have a lot of work.
And in my rare free moments, I spent time doing the following...
1) Doing stuff for Shardule.
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| Achira: brb. Sadly, doing something for Shardule. |
| Achira: i.e., WRITING HIS RESUME FOR HIM |
| Jay: are you serious? |
| Achira: Because he is either an idiot and lazy or brilliant and lazy, because now I am doing it for him |
| Achira: Yes. |
| Jay: i know you already answered this, but why?!?!? |
| Achira: He needs it apparently, ASAP for someting. |
| Jay: so he outsources it to boston? |
| Achira: Specifically, and I quote.. |
| Achira: "it's due by Friday...so i'm not sending it at the last minute (ok, it still sorta is i know)... |
| Jay: that's like saying i want a cup of water as soon as possible and asking my grandma in india to mail it to me |
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2) Getting my way.
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| Achira: Your profile info has too many big words. |
| Jay: which ones? |
| Achira: The one with the big words |
| Jay: which words |
| Achira: All eight were all in court, with only the former president's half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti, seriously disrupting proceedings... |
| Jay: the longest word in that sentence is 3 syllables |
| Achira: I am on vacation. |
| Jay: "vacation" also has 3 syllables |
| Achira: I am on break. |
| Jay: your screen name also has 3 syllables |
| Achira: It's a fluke. |
| Achira: And, I am really sick too |
| Achira: Which allows me to get my way. |
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3) Not being on my laptop because my laptop was taken hostage by Shardule. And telling my boyfriend that no, he did NOT smell like a Taco Bell residual..
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| Jay: well aren't you special |
| Achira: i am |
| Achira: see manu, obviously this isnt achra |
| Achira: *Achira |
| Jay: i smell a tool |
| Achira: all right, how do we do this |
| Achira: something to exemplify Achira's incompetency |
| Achira: and smelliness |
| Achira: this is just too easy |
| Jay: you should update her xanga again |
| Achira: haha |
| Achira: thats old news |
| Achira: i already IMed her boyfriend |
| Achira: and told him he smelled like a taco bell fart |
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4) Becoming temporarily in charge of things at work.
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| Achira: All at once, while you were gone, I got important. |
| Achira: I now have 2 engineers working for me. |
| Jay: make them make you a sammich |
| Achira: Which seriously decreases "Achira Personal Time" at work. |
| Achira: No more shopping at BR. |
| Achira: And my other 345345 online stores. |
| Jay: every piece of clothing in that store = my wallet |
| Achira: You are a rich man. |
| Achira: Give me your wallet. |
| Jay: you sure? it has 400 rupees in it |
| Jay: 1 rupee = 43534986374968 germs |
| Jay: that's the most current exchange rate |
| Achira: oH. |
| Achira: Ha. |
| Achira: You are talking to the girl who got dysentery. |
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5) Calling Manu a girl.
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| *** Auto-response from Jay: |
| one week down, 79 to go! |
| Achira: That's a girly away message. |
| Achira: Girl. |
| Jay: how is that a girly away message? |
| Achira: It just is. |
| Achira: Usage of exclamation points, mainly. |
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6) Defending myself from people who tell me that I don’t do any work.
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| Achira: I am busy. |
| Achira: You know.. |
| Jay: i don't believe you |
| Achira: Why not? |
| Jay: since when are you busy? |
| Achira: Ever since I became super important. |
| Achira: And decided to leave work on Friday at 1PM. |
| Jay: shardule begs to differ |
| Jay: you're not at work? |
| Achira: Nope! |
| Achira: I am in my pajamas. |
| Achira: At home. |
| Jay: how are you busy then? |
| Achira: Oops. |
| Achira: I am busy working. From home. |
| Achira: Sigh |
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7) Being polite.
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| Jay: i am driving to a random town in indiana today |
| Achira: Cow tipping? |
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| Jay: assisting ms. patil on a roadtrip to her interview |
| Achira: I see. |
| Achira: You certainly took a while to think about that. |
| Jay: yes |
| Jay: i couldn't spell "her" |
| Achira: I don't get it. |
| Jay: that's why it took 2 horus |
| Jay: hours |
| Achira: Ah. |
| Achira: How dumb. |
| Achira: I mean, I am sorry. |
| Jay: apology accepted |
| Achira: Well, I did call you dumb. |
| Jay: admission of defeat accepted |
| Achira: Manners over pride. |
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8) And as always, I spent the last two months winning.
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(referring to Dante's biography)
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| Achira: He is not a wimp. |
| Achira: And I know his biography. |
| Achira: The Inferno is one of my all-time favorite books. |
| Jay: he is a wimp, read that story |
| Jay: he saw a girl when he was 9 and he was like "omgomgomgomogmomg i love her" |
| Achira: This is a guy truly in love. |
| Achira: So what? |
| Jay: so what does he do? he stalks her for 9 more years without introducing himself |
| Achira: That means he is a man. |
| Jay: then she says "hi" and he's like "OMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMGG" and runs away |
| Jay: then they both get married to someone else and she dies at 24 |
| Jay: the end |
| Achira: Well, it was the middle ages. She basically was old by their standards. |
| Jay: true |
| Achira: So, I WIN. |
| Achira: Thanks for playing. |
| Jay: you may win, but dante is still a pansy |
